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altusimperius ([personal profile] altusimperius) wrote2017-07-26 06:14 pm

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tell him how pretty he is
cozen: (n047)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-12 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No one real. I do not want to get anyone killed by Tevinter assassins.

—other assassins, fine, we could pretend those were not our fault.
Edited 2024-02-12 21:46 (UTC)
cozen: (n005)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-12 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ha. ]

Even better.

What do you think. A noble's young mage daughter, no longer bound for the Circle because there is not one for her to be bound for? A Fereldan [ sorry for this being the most offensive-to-Tevinter thing he could think of, By ] milkmaid?

In either case, we could heavily imply she is pregnant.
cozen: (n063)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? They have barely seen you for the better part of seven years. Maybe things have changed for you. Or she is very wonderful.

[ Look, he has a Thedosian Kinsey 5 sometimes-sex-is-work understanding of sexual fluidity. Surely anyone can eventually get it up for anyone else. What even is a gene. ]
cozen: (n039)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-12 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You better be ready to sell it, [ quoted back to him in a bad imitation of his accent and affectionately mocking how dare you imply I might ever not intonation. ] Who do you think I am?

Although I was thinking, you know, it would be a joke. Something to make them think for a moment and then laugh or. Crush in their fists. Whatever they do up there. You really want to convince them?
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[personal profile] dissolving 2024-02-12 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've got my letters. Nevarran and Orlesian," The latter's a stretch. He can do the Chant. "And if you don't mind me saying, Messere -"

It's not as if they don't know.

"- I've got standing in places Riftwatch has trouble making nice." There's a reason they shipped the louder rebels out here. A hand presses forward, blots an incidental thumb over that fight, "I keep a cool head."
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[personal profile] dissolving 2024-02-12 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shutting down that nightmare magic bought a lot of goodwill," He ought to know. "But soldiers are quick to forget. I don't only mean Templars, you saw how many are out there. Mercenaries and conscripts."

"There's a narrative - and I'm not saying it's everywhere - about Riftwatch being where you go when you wash up. It shouldn't be." A breath in, "Fucksakes, you kill dragons."
cozen: (n067)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-13 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Eugh.

[ Why do everyone's parents suck so much? ]

Well. Would you find it funny?
cozen: (pic#15812106)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-13 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I am not going to go through the trouble of making this convincing for a suppose.
cozen: (n197)

[personal profile] cozen 2024-02-13 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh!

[ He sounds neither hurt nor more than mildly and politely surprised, because he's a professional. ]

Of course. Sorry.
bouchonne: (judgey)

crystal

[personal profile] bouchonne 2024-02-14 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Artemaeus! How are you.
bouchonne: (sardonic)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2024-02-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Louder: ]

Dear Artemaeus. How are you.
bouchonne: (hmmm?)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2024-02-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?
bouchonne: (i hate my life)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2024-02-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fine. ]

Are you high?

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