What do you think. A noble's young mage daughter, no longer bound for the Circle because there is not one for her to be bound for? A Fereldan [ sorry for this being the most offensive-to-Tevinter thing he could think of, By ] milkmaid?
In either case, we could heavily imply she is pregnant.
Why not? They have barely seen you for the better part of seven years. Maybe things have changed for you. Or she is very wonderful.
[ Look, he has a Thedosian Kinsey 5 sometimes-sex-is-work understanding of sexual fluidity. Surely anyone can eventually get it up for anyone else. What even is a gene. ]
You better be ready to sell it, [ quoted back to him in a bad imitation of his accent and affectionately mocking how dare you imply I might ever not intonation. ] Who do you think I am?
Although I was thinking, you know, it would be a joke. Something to make them think for a moment and then laugh or. Crush in their fists. Whatever they do up there. You really want to convince them?
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More importantly,]
Who am I marrying?
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—other assassins, fine, we could pretend those were not our fault.
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Even better.
What do you think. A noble's young mage daughter, no longer bound for the Circle because there is not one for her to be bound for? A Fereldan [ sorry for this being the most offensive-to-Tevinter thing he could think of, By ] milkmaid?
In either case, we could heavily imply she is pregnant.
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The first one, I should think. At least make it believable.
[a pause,]
...they might not believe she's pregnant.
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[ Look, he has a Thedosian Kinsey 5 sometimes-sex-is-work understanding of sexual fluidity. Surely anyone can eventually get it up for anyone else. What even is a gene. ]
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Although I was thinking, you know, it would be a joke. Something to make them think for a moment and then laugh or. Crush in their fists. Whatever they do up there. You really want to convince them?
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I'm not sure they'd find it terribly funny-- if anything it's adding insult to injury, since they're still down an heir either way.
At best they'll say fine, have a nice life, and throw the note in the fire.
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[ Why do everyone's parents suck so much? ]
Well. Would you find it funny?
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then, a very noncommittal:] I suppose.
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[ He sounds neither hurt nor more than mildly and politely surprised, because he's a professional. ]
Of course. Sorry.