altusimperius: (u love me)
altusimperius ([personal profile] altusimperius) wrote2017-07-26 06:14 pm

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tell him how pretty he is
allthatgleamsisgold: (pout)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-11-28 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
"One human inserts an appendage into the cloaca of another."

Duh.

"He mentioned something about fluids but I had already lost interest by then."

There's a brief, thoughtful moment.

"I also know humans carry their young in their belly. It looks... uncomfortable."
allthatgleamsisgold: (contemplating warcrimes.)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-11-28 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's Vlast's turn to narrow his eyes.

"The one I didn't have before coming here."

And which makes wearing pants such a fucking ordeal.
allthatgleamsisgold: (inquiring minds)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-11-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Vlast looks deeply bewildered by this.

"Of course I have. At least twice a day."
allthatgleamsisgold: (the weight of a legacy)

[personal profile] allthatgleamsisgold 2024-11-28 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Vlast doesn't have the presence of mind to be embarrassed about his body, junk or otherwise.

"I doubt it could hurt," Vlast admits. "There are... many gaps in my understanding of people. I know this now."

He still doesn't get what his mother saw in mortals. Maybe he never will. But he's starting to see what questions he should have been asking.