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[altusimperius]

"Yes, well some have ones that we can't just up and leave in the middle of the day!" He says, throwing his hands up with a little roll of his eyes.
"Are we going or not?"

[sulahnan]

Athessa gestures to the ferry. "After you, Serrah Walnut."

Once they're on the ferry and underway, Athessa pulls out the list again, reading over it.

"I don't even know what half of these things are."

[altusimperius]

"Then it's a good thing I'm here."

Benedict leans over to look at the list as well, furrowing his brow.

"Oh, this shouldn't take long."

[sulahnan]

That's the only reason you're here is what she almost says, but opts for just jabbing her finger at one of the items. "Proski-yuto? What is that? Another fancy fabric?"

[altusimperius]

"It's a sausage, you ignoramus," Benedict scoffs, "Antivan, specifically. But we can do better than that."

[sulahnan]

She gives him a flat look.

"You really wanna start name-calling while I can push you overboard?" Then she shakes her head at his suggestion of better meat. "If Colin wants the proskiyuto sausage then we should get the kind he asked for."

[altusimperius]

"No," Bene says quickly, cagily; there's a story there, but he's not eager to volunteer it.

"Fine then. Be boring. Boring like Colin."

[sulahnan]

It doesn't really matter that there's a story there, because Athessa is too busy noting how thin the ice under Benedict's feet is at that comment.

"Oh, you're right," She folds up the list and puts it back in her pocket. It's safe from getting wet, that way, and now both of her hands are free in case she needs to smack this boy. "If being boring like Colin is what gets you off I definitely don't wanna be that."

[altusimperius]

Seemingly oblivious of any wrongdoing, Bene is immediately scandalized by Athessa's retort.
"What gets me off is none of your business," he says haughtily, but seems, immediately after, to become aware of how he sounds.

"...you soporati dogfucker," he adds, a smirk twitching onto his face.

[sulahnan]

If this were a video game, there would be a pressure gauge hovering somewhere near Athessa, showing a number that increases the closer she gets to dunking the Vint. And, when he introduces their little inside joke, the number stops rising, even falls a few points when she smirks back.

"You're the one who brought up who has more interesting sausage."

The ferry gets to the dock at about that moment, and the number drops even further, back into safe territory — but not before she shoves him a little, playfully.

"You better watch it with that boring talk, though," she warns, but keeps her tone light. She wants him to heed her, not cower like a kicked puppy. "Or I really will have to kick your ass."

[altusimperius]

He grins back at her, perfectly at ease.

He remains thus until they're up on the dock and Athessa offers that warning, which elicits a little scoff.
"Maker, I was joking," he says with a roll of his eyes, "he would've laughed."

[sulahnan]

"I know he would. I know exactly how it'd sound, too."

To prove it, she does an impression of Colin's self-conscious laugh. She's heard it often enough, when she points out something he does that even he doesn't realize, but before she has a chance to clarify the good things about it. Athessa even ducks her head the way Colin would, and feigns the flicker of a smile.

[altusimperius]

Giving an undignified bark of laughter, Benedict quickly covers his mouth and glances around, perhaps afraid someone will see him enjoying himself too much and decide he can't come back on the mainland again.

"...all right, where're we going," he swerves, leaning over her to try and see where she put the list, "I can take you to the best fabric stall."

[sulahnan]

It isn't meant to be funny, Benedict. She gives him a peevish look and places a hand on his chest to curb his looming.

"You'd better be prepared to take us to the second- or maybe third-best fabric stall," she says, and produces the list again. "We're on a budget."

[altusimperius]

Missing the look but responding to the hand, he nods.

"Fine," he agrees without too much fuss, "as long as what we get doesn't look like the second or third best."

[sulahnan]

"I'll leave that up to you, then. They're more likely to haggle with you anyway."

She may not know where the fabric stalls he wants to go to are, but she knows where Hightown is, so she starts walking that-a-way.

[altusimperius]

Strolling along beside her, Benedict remains in high spirits, and seems to enjoy talking to and haggling with the merchants. He actually, perhaps surprisingly, appears to know a lot about different fabrics, how this one will react to that treatment or how that one will catch this kind of light-- in the end, the deals they get are solid ones, as he demonstrates someone who can't be fleeced, at least in this department.

As they move on to the next item, he looks pleased as punch, carrying two bolts of their chosen fabric, one in each arm.

[sulahnan]

Athessa glances sidelong at him, appraising how he seems now compared to...every other time she sees him.

"You sure know a lot about cloth," she says, sounding kind of impressed. But only kind of. "And negotiating."

She doesn't think she has to point out that she would've had to haggle the merchant down from an even bigger markup if Benedict weren't here. Though it comes at the price of people assuming she's his servant.

[altusimperius]

"My father's a textile merchant," Bene admits, with as much of a shrug as he can manage while holding his cargo, "he took me to auctions sometimes, just to show me what he did. They were boring and loud, and I knew it wouldn't be my future as long as Mother had a say in it, but.

I picked up a few things, I guess."

[sulahnan]

"Is it something you like, or just something you know?"

What does he even like? Other than expensive things and sucking cock.

[altusimperius]

He has to think about it.

"I like it," he decides, "I liked being chamberlain, and it was a lot of that."

[sulahnan]

She doesn't hesitate to flash more gaps in her education, but it isn't an intentional attempt to give him silent permission to not be perfect or anything.

She just doesn't care to pretend to be smarter than she is.

"What does a chamberlain do, anyway?"

[altusimperius]

"Well, for Riftwatch, it was all about preparing rooms for notable guests. Making sure they were comfortable, had everything they needed, that sort of thing. I decorated the rooms to reflect the importance of the visitors."

He seems a little wistful.

[sulahnan]

Athessa looks at him again, assessing whether or not he's lying. Not about the job description, but about liking it. It doesn't seem like he realizes how servile the position sounds.

A little test, just in case: "What about guests who aren't important?"

[altusimperius]

"I mean..." He doesn't seem to realize it's a test, but perhaps that's for the better.
"Important just means they were invited by Riftwatch. People's personal guests usually stay nearby, or with them in their rooms, or," he waves his hand dismissively. "It's not like someone would be visiting and I'd hear 'oh yeah, put him in the shit room'. They were all nice."